Nasty Nympho Nikki

Jason Statham, that’s who.  He’s not the best actor, but man something about that guy gets my juices flowing like nobody’s business.  Did you see the movie Crank?  The scene where he’s fucking Amy Smart from behind as she’s bent over a newspaper box with a whole mess of people cheering them on, when I saw that the first time I had to restrain myself.  If I hadn’t been in a crowded theater, I’d have had my fingers in my pussy!

He just looks like the kind of guy who would pick me up, throw me around, and fuck me silly, you know?  And sometimes, that’s just how your nasty nympho needs it.  I’ve never much been one for romance.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure I’ll fall in love someday, but so far I’m doing just fine as a greedy slut.  Lol!  Anyways I’m thinking getting banged by Jason Statham all night sounds like a fucking great idea. 

Can you imagine?  I bet he can go three, four times a day at least and some marathon sessions at that.  All I want is one shot at him.  Just bend over, stretch my long legs out, and beg for some deep dicking!  Fuck I need a good pounding.  I think I might have to head on over to my favorite pick-up joint and find myself a stiff one tonight.  Whoever gets lucky with me tonight has a B-list action star to thank for his soon-to-be-drained balls.  Call me later and I’ll tell you all about it…

Your Nasty Nympho,
Nikki